Whenever They Put Spock In All Black It’s Like. Slut.

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is the only acceptable portrayal of white Jesus

one must imagine tantalus hungry

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

I fear nobody will ever be able to match the dead stare standard criston has managed to set this season. gwayne accused him of fucking his sister and he said alicent is the Virgin Mary i keep trying to kill myself and she won’t let me. btw i hope we both die. and then he looked at him like this

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