The17thstan22 - TannerxDylan

If only there were justice … but there’s not so the least I can do is try to find a few votes for Tanner

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Tanner’s been upgrading his workouts on the interludes at home between his travels.

Tanner didn’t get where he is without knowing a few things about clickbait. But it’s getting more blatant, which means either a trace of desperation or he enjoys it. Either way a good thing.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…

Tanner’s Snapchat continues to be a blessing.

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.

If only he'd realised his meal had been laced with a mild sedative to prevent him putting up too much of a fight when some local men came to drag him from his hotel, chain him up in their private "milk den", and endlessly pump all the thick fresh cream from his balls into jars...

Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.