In Honor Of Dylan’s Birthday, Tanner Posted A Bunch Of Old Pictures Of Them, Reminding Us Of Their

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.

Tanner is proud, with good reason.

The bull snorted into his ball-gag, thrashed against his shackles, and watched the men spoon his thick creamy nut into glasses as a pump relentlessly jerked out all his fresh loads.

"Well, you said you chose staying home to make protein shakes; you just never said *whose* home!"

Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?

Tanner’s been upgrading his workouts on the interludes at home between his travels.

The last snap each day has been bad since Tanner decided that was the way to get more views, but there’s plenty good in the first 79.

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

Tanner is getting back to his routines after recent travels but the Midwest Meetup which is usually close to his birthday is coming up. Usually this means a lot of cute flippers show up in Kansas.

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Never seen Tanner looking so good wearing this much.