Someday I Will Have My Own Place. My World Won’t Be Confined To My Room. I Will Stumble Sleepily Through

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

It's heartbreaking to hear someone say, 'I wasn't always like this. And by 'this,' they mean their anxiety, their fears, the little things that make them uncomfortable, the songs that make them look away and hold back tears, the way they struggle to trust again. As if 'this' version deserves any less love and care than all of the people they have been. As if 'this' is something that makes them a burden.

Crystal Lanerie Taylor.

Vow.

Packing just the necessary basics

Sketch is done ✨

one of the greatest tragedies in life is that you will always be loved more than you will ever know. someone in class finds your presence inviting and warm, even if you’ve only ever exchanged a few words with them—maybe none at all. someone on the street loves your smile and it gets them down the next few streets. someone you used to be friends with still wishes to fondly call your name. someone you used to be friends with five years ago would give anything to be in the same room as you today. someone who regularly comes into work is disappointed when you aren’t there to brighten their day. someone missed you today. someone noticed you were gone. someone loves you when you’re there; someone loves you when you’re nowhere to be found at all. you think you have always disappeared when you’re no longer in the picture, but you’ve never left the frame.

im going to have a stroke

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic