Au Where Everything Is The Same Except They Come Back With Astral Plane White Hair

I made Medarda, Kiramman, Talis, and Piltover wax seal stamps! I won't restock once these run out, they were more for me to make stuff I personally wanted to have ; )

Paint the town blue Riots all around you

im sorry but good omens casting benedict cumberbatch as satan is literally the funniest thing ever

"the trauma made you kind" fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

Those who live in glass houses something something

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

Just... What do you mean by this? What do you mean that a love I have not felt would be the reason for me to accept a love that I should not accept? What do you mean that my desire to be loved by someone, and I will take it to be anyone, anyone who sees me as who I am, who cares for me who I am, who look at me and tell me I am beautiful, and that will be enough for me to just give all of myself to that person, and all of this is not my fault? Because how can it be? How can it be when I haven't felt that before? When I haven't had someone tell me that I am beautiful, I am accepted as who I am? Did my company give them joy? Oh my God. This quote right here. It's so... It frees me of that guilt I feel when I'm with someone that I should not be with. What do you mean? Hey, silly, where's your self-respect? How can you be with that person? It's just the bare minimum. I know it is bare minimum. But it is something, right? Why can't I have just something? When I haven't had any one single thing in forever. Can't it justify my desire to be loved even if it's just something?