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It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

All Tumblr ads with, very few exceptions, are manifestations of The Stranger

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

something about these feels very Stranger

DANGER.

DUE TO: WINTER

Spotted at Pearson airport

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.