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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

ever since i was a little girl ive fetishized coming back from the dead

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

DANGER.

DUE TO: WINTER

Spotted at Pearson airport

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"