Tony Learning From His Previous Suits’ Failures/shortcomings.

Steve: *unbuttoning shirt* god, it’s hot in here.

Bucky: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

😂

Peter, waking up in the soul world: Mr Winter are we in hell?

Bucky: nah kid I don’t thi-

Bucky: *sees Sam*

Bucky:

Bucky: yeah we’re in hell

🥺🥺🥺

“I want to hold your hand,” I say softly. Because we’re in public. Because I don’t know if he’s out. “So hold it,” he says. And I do.

One of the most hilarious scenes in the entire movie😂😂😂

character bio: derek hale 

i’m a predator, but i don’t have to be a killer.

Oh.....my God, just kill me this is beautiful

❝Whatever our souls are made of - his and mine are the same.❞ — Emily Brontë 

Me @ the Marvel executives and at Chris Evans, with all this “Captain America will die”:

Amazing 😂

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

Brendon Urie’s out here making his own cinematic universe