Amazing 😂

Amazing 😂

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet
 but not enough hands
 what do I do here?

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5 years ago

That's it this is Canon now

the real fix it is that chapter two never happened. we all know the theory that chapter two was just what bev saw in the deadlights, right? so I really want to see her going out of her way to make sure (most of) what she saw never happens

knowing she’ll forget as soon as she leaves, bev starts making notes about the future on little cards, agnus nutter style. save many a problem that way

as soon as she can, she writes on the postcard ben gave her with the poem - your hair is winter fire, january embers, my heart burns there too - in big letters BEN HANSCOM WROTE THIS

she never gets married, knowing she ends up with someone just like her father

some years later, mike learns that IT has returned and he sets about calling his old friends only the day before he receives an anonymous letter. DO NOT CALL STANLEY URIS. LET HIM BE. YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT HIM, LET HIM REST. IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT CALLING STANLEY URIS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOP YOUR DICK OFF. mike doesn’t call stan

the day they meet up at the jade comes and before ben can even say his quip about passwords, bev’s in his arms hugging him. he’s like ??? but okay

richie: *watching eddie* / bev, leans over: I know about r+e on the kissing bridge you useless gay bitch / richie: what the fuck?

mike being like ‘okay so we all need to collect tokens from our childhood so we can sacrifice it in a native american ritual’ whilst bev just rolls her eyes ‘the ritual’s bullshit mike. we just have to bully the fucker to death’. at this point everyone is legit scared of bev and just go with it

bev quickly tells ben she knows he was the one who wrote the poem and his little heart soars

eddie’s about to go into his room one night when bev stops him like ‘yeah don’t go in there’ and he’s like ‘?? why not??’ and she just kicks the door open and punches bowers’ in the fucking throat

bev: do you want to save that kid’s life? / bill: w-w-what are you t-t-talking- / bev: little kid, curly hair, really chill. you’re worried he’ll be the next georgie. do you want to save him? / bill: y-y-yeah? / bev, puts her hand on his shoulder: then you have to kidnap him

everyone getting ready to fight IT and eddie being all ‘okay neibolt is not my favourite place but I’ll do anything for you guys’ and bev just spins the fuck around like ‘you’re not going’. eddie is like really hurt because he wants to help and the more of them, the better. she makes him promise not to leave the hotel to come after them

even then she locks every door behind her, making sure eddie is safe and sound in the hotel room. during the drive to neibolt bev turns to richie and said ‘I watched you lose him once, I’m not doing that again’

they beat the shit out of spider-wise pretty easily and start chanting ‘clown’ from the off, and rip IT’s fucking heart out. piece of cake

finally they’d done it and bev could have a well earned rest

when they get back to the hotel and free eddie, he and richie disappear for a bit and the others don’t need to be told where they’ve gone. they return half an hour later holding hands

this is when mike calls stan and says ‘hey buddy it’s mike hanlon from derry. I just want you to know, it’s over. IT’s dead. the others are all here and we would love it if you joined us’

stan arrives, takes one look at richie and eddie holding hands and sighs deeply. he’s missed this. he’s missed them

everything is fine, only the villain died and everyone is happy

2 years ago
KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE é­”ć„łăźćź…æ€„äŸż 1989 | Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE é­”ć„łăźćź…æ€„äŸż 1989 | Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE é­”ć„łăźćź…æ€„äŸż 1989 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

2 years ago
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)
PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)

PINK JINYOUNG SERIES (5/∞)

+ Bonus

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7 years ago
#alec Being A Flirty Boyfriend And Wanting To Always Smell Like Magnus Is The Cutest Thing Ever
#alec Being A Flirty Boyfriend And Wanting To Always Smell Like Magnus Is The Cutest Thing Ever

#alec being a flirty boyfriend and wanting to always smell like magnus is the cutest thing ever

5 years ago

Ah chills, literal chills

the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
the-snappening - Just a bunch of fandom stuff
5 years ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Too amazing

Aman And Kartik In Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 
Aman And Kartik In Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 
Aman And Kartik In Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 
Aman And Kartik In Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 
Aman And Kartik In Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 

Aman and Kartik in Mere Liye Tum Kafi Ho 

SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN (2020) dir. Hitesh Kewalya

3 years ago

Does it ever just startle you to realize that Buck is the antithesis of his parents:

"Yeah, people make mistakes. Doesn't mean you give up on 'em."

"Because you barely knew what was going on with your own kids when we were under the same roof."

"I don't know what you expected us to do." "Love me anyway."

Buck is the antithesis of his parents (who got stuck in their grief and only focused on one another, leaving Maddie and Buck to fend for themselves; who still cannot accept full responsibility for the mistakes they made despite the whole forgive us scene with a few therapy sessions following). Buck is very much interested in Christopher's life, he's there for him, he knows what's going on with him whether he asks or Eddie (or Christopher himself) tells him, he spends time with him, and he is absolutely there. The one time he wasn't, due to the lawsuit (when he got absorbed into what was going on), he apologized twice to Eddie and he hasn't wavered since.

Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:

And Eddie is the antithesis of his parents:

Plus:

"He can't drink this. No ice and he needs a straw. Where are the juice boxes that we bought?" "I don't know." "Why doesn't Daddy go be a hero in the kitchen and find a big ol' juice box, huh?"

He doesn't baby Christopher, he fosters his independence, he loves him unconditionally, he gives him the freedom to make the choice to go with him when he leaves Texas and the freedom to just be. He never manipulates or tries to make Christopher feel bad about himself if he doesn't do something that Eddie wants. (i.e. when Christopher resists the idea of Eddie dating in 4x08)

Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:
Does It Ever Just Startle You To Realize That Buck Is The Antithesis Of His Parents:

"Together?" "Together."

And Buck and Eddie are both given an opportunity to show that they are the exact opposite of their parents with one common denominator: Christopher.

Please tell me again how this isn't leading up to endgame. How these two just don't make sense at the core level of their separate stories in the show. It's all right there.

6 years ago
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus
Stranger Things 2? Fantastic. Inspired By This Post +bonus

stranger things 2? fantastic. inspired by this post +bonus

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6 years ago

Yeah he did

Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome
Can You Believe Steve Rogers Invented Being Handsome

Can you believe Steve Rogers invented being handsome

6 years ago

Just feel like I need to re-introduce everyone to these wholesome behind the scenes- feel free to add:

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Just Feel Like I Need To Re-introduce Everyone To These Wholesome Behind The Scenes- Feel Free To Add:
Just Feel Like I Need To Re-introduce Everyone To These Wholesome Behind The Scenes- Feel Free To Add:
Just Feel Like I Need To Re-introduce Everyone To These Wholesome Behind The Scenes- Feel Free To Add:

And my personal favourite:

Just Feel Like I Need To Re-introduce Everyone To These Wholesome Behind The Scenes- Feel Free To Add:
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