the-real-attractive-spork
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Flick the bean
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
I feel like I would be a lot happier if I got lip injections and lost thirty pounds
merlin: *kidnapped by enemy*
enemy: I have your boyfriend here. if you try and stop me, he is as good as dead, arthur pendragon
arthur, yelling: don't kill him!
enemy: as long as you get me what I want then I won't do anything
arthur: wasn't talking to you. merlin, don't kill him!
enemy, panicked: w-what?
"the knights of the round table" did you mean merlin and his troupe of depressed gay orphans with swords
I have, once again, stepped into the shower with socks on. Please explain to me how I am, in any way, intelligent.
not to be controversial or anything but you’re the only friend i have and i couldn’t bear to lose you
Oof
i’d like to think that if merlin ever told arthur about the time morgana stole his magic, arthur would immediately spring into protective mode and be like “okay i’m gonna teach you how to swordfight,” and merlin is like, “why?” and arthur just looks down and back up at him, “so you never have to feel that helpless again,”
Legitly just cried bc its ten at night and I have spent twenty minutes trying to email a teacher in such away that she knows that I don’t expect any credit from my late work, but that I am going to turn it in anyway, because I care more about what my teachers think about me than my actual grades.
When I saw Paget Brewster with that haircut, I felt really gay.
Get to Know Me (pegscrter edition) romantic pairings (3/7) | dentiss (ian doyle & emily prentiss)
What do you want?… You… Not today. Don’t worry about that. But soon… I’ve got a Glock leveled at your crotch. What’s to stop me from taking you and the little ones out right now?
Merlin/Arthur S4 deleted scenes
hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don't do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it's pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it's a topic that needs to be discussed but it's not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.
and on the first day, danny devito said “gay rights”
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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This is no longer relevant but my point still stands.
What if
Dan and Phil are both gay, but they are not attracted to each other? What if only one of them is gay. What if one of them is bi? What if one of them is asexual? What would the Phandom do, then?
reblog to be filled with rice instantly
Heard a senior singing while coming out of a classroom: “ocean guy, take me by the thighs”
Everything
Gwaine(to Arthur):Is everything alright?
Arthur:I don't know
Arthur(to Merlin):Are you alright?
Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?
Merlin:
any questions