And On The First Day, Danny Devito Said “gay Rights”

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

"the knights of the round table" did you mean merlin and his troupe of depressed gay orphans with swords

Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?

Merlin:

hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don't do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it's pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it's a topic that needs to be discussed but it's not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.

The year is 69

the time is 4:20. In the distance, you hear a mob, chanting.

“nice, nice, nice, nice . . .”

This is no longer relevant but my point still stands.

What if

Dan and Phil are both gay, but they are not attracted to each other? What if only one of them is gay. What if one of them is bi? What if one of them is asexual? What would the Phandom do, then? 

malfoy and ginny

and they bond over it

so which hp character is a kpop stan guys because my money is on malfoy

Heard a senior singing while coming out of a classroom: “ocean guy, take me by the thighs”

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Flick the bean

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself