I Like How The Only Reason Harry Is Able To Fight The Imperious Curse So Easily Is Because It Hits Him

"the knights of the round table" did you mean merlin and his troupe of depressed gay orphans with swords

I’m watching Fear Street: 1666 and the accents in this movie are fuckin foul

Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?

Merlin:

The year is 69

the time is 4:20. In the distance, you hear a mob, chanting.

“nice, nice, nice, nice . . .”

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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So I see a lot of Disney...

and Mei being used for the Hong Kong protests, which is great! But if you really want to hit China where it hurts

Use Hello Kitty

She is a big part of Chinese culture. Banning her would be bad for them. They have an Amusement Park dedicated to her.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Flick the bean

Ah yes, my mistake.