Okay, where does the chapter start
Shit, no he wouldn’t say that…
Am I foreshadowing too hard
I’ve used the word ‘chair’ seventeen times in the paragraph. This is supposed to be exposition about snakes
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’VE BEEN WRITING IN THE WRONG TENSE FOR THE LAST PAGE AND A HALF
I need a break from this story
Wait, where was I? Did I just kill her, or did she just make out with someone?
She did both??????
Have I been misspelling his name this entire time or
If I have to resort to describing her hair as ‘golden princess curls’ one more time I think I’m just gonna have to kill her
IS THIS SYMBOLISM SUBTLE ENOUGH YET
Did I actually just write that
Have I referenced his necklace yet this chapter? Only four times? One more time, then I’m done, I swear
Shit, that’s not how that works
Can I call something a French braid in a world where France doesn’t exist?
What the shit do you mean I just spent four hours writing 500 words?
"Why are you so obessed with found family?"
I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever
every week Jonny Sims gives us new booty shorts idea
here’s to the aros who wish they could experience romantic attraction
here’s to the aros who are proud to be aromantic
here’s to the aros who are also asexual
here’s to the aros who are sexually attracted to the same gender
here’s to the aros who are sexually attracted to the opposite gender
here’s to the aros who don’t know what they’re sexually attracted to
here’s to the aro boys
here’s to the aro girls
here’s to the nonbinary aros
here’s to the trans aros
here’s to the aros (and every single person on the aro-spec)
going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification
God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph
i think more people should use the fact that melanie used to run a ghost show to make her like, actually know avatar stuff. not in any super useful way, just like, she’s heard a story that jon hasn’t because they have different means of getting information. it’s pretty obvious that sarah baldwin was melanie’s first notable supernatural encounter, but how fucking funny would it be if jon was like, “jude gave me the address of an avatar named mike crew” and melanie just went “oh, you mean creepypasta mike?”
THIS!