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as i have previously mentioned, i have spent some time on tma twitter, gathering knowledge, appreciating art and memes, sighing copiously at replies, choking at tweet threads, and all around having a horrible but no doubt addicting time. like slow car crash addicting. but anyway.
what i have learned is this! people have vastly differing but aligned opinions about one elias bitchard, such that they seem to fall on a slider scale almost. and so here i present them to you as i have encountered them in the wild (none of which reflect my own opinion, save for the first of them):
i hate his bitch ass but mostly ironically/as a joke because it's fun to hate him and he deserves it for being such an evil stupid bastard and hurting x character(s), but that's about it. it's not super deep mostly i just like dunking on him
i unironically fucking hate his guts if i met him irl i'd rip his throat out with my bare hands. what a disgusting wretch of a man, just listening to him speak gives me hives. everything about him is Gross, don't even talk to me about him i'll go feral
angrier, more rigid subset of the previous: i unironically hate elias bouchard and do not understand how any of you freaks can possibly stand this evil, abusive, digusting barely human being and then further still wanna fuck him/ship other characters with him, he's not sexy and never has been shut the fuck up
he's uninteresting and boring to me and i don't see why y'all love to talk about him so much tbh :/ subpar villain bitch at best, i barely like him as a character let alone a person. find someone more interesting to talk about, there's a whole assortment
hypothetical indifferent neutral space that i've yet to encounter in actuality, this mf is polarizing lmao even at ppl's least interested attitudes towards him
actually no i lied true neutral is not giving a shit about jonah magnus and instead stanning and pondering about the life of the original weedman bouchard, whoever he may have been. rip the poor poor man he probably didn't deserve to have his eyeballs scooped like an ice cream cone
elias is is such an interesting and complex character to me and i enjoy writing/drawing/talking about him because alongside his general reprehensible and horribly evil qualities as a person he's such a powerful and cunning character. but at his core he's really just pathetic old man who's scared to die and is searching for the power to dominate and manipulate others and extend his existence by any means necessary before his clock runs out. and i think that's both horrible and fascinating.
i ironically love elias/am stupid horny for him because i think running after this nasty literally evil man with high maintenance bitch energy is hilarious and certain art of him really just hits sometimes man, idk lol being/fucking an evil mf can be fun (also making the rest of the fandom keyboard smash at our memes is a plus)
i 100% unironically love/am horny for elias because evil bastard man is just sexy sometimes what do you want me to say? have you heard his voice? would you begrudge me my horrible taste in men? elias dickchard never did anything good for anyone but himself ever in his entire life and i love him for it, good on him for conquering the world to swerve on death, what an inspiration, i love him and wish him the best
bizarre yet interesting subset of the previous that i have only encountered one (1) time, but it impressed itself so strongly i must share: i don't care what happens to jon or martin. i mean that, honest. i'm happy for elias, marvelous worlding ending bastard he is. i hope he wins. no i am not joking. some of y'all are here only for the admiral? i'm only here for elias. god bless.
pls tag urself i'm 'mostly i just like dunking on him'
Trying to make a point to my father.
whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater
post eye-pocalypse memes
i think more people should use the fact that melanie used to run a ghost show to make her like, actually know avatar stuff. not in any super useful way, just like, she’s heard a story that jon hasn’t because they have different means of getting information. it’s pretty obvious that sarah baldwin was melanie’s first notable supernatural encounter, but how fucking funny would it be if jon was like, “jude gave me the address of an avatar named mike crew” and melanie just went “oh, you mean creepypasta mike?”
Giant eye in the sky
NGC 7293, Helix Nebula
oh to walk through an apocalypse hand in hand with the love of your life occasionally interacting with pure evil entities and reassuring your darling that yes he is the reason but no you will not kill solely because he is jealous
hey beauty standards for boys are seriously fucked and i’m here to say all boys are fuckin cute! doesn’t matter how conventionally attractive you are or aren’t, you’re still! fucking! cute!
chubby? got a round tummy? cute! people are gonna love kissing it!
short? attractive as heck! you don’t have to be taller than your partner(s), that’s some dumb bullshit right there!
skinny? effeminate? still cute, nobody’s gotta adhere to hypermasculine beauty standards!
trans? got big hips? don’t bind? got a soft face? guess what, YOU’RE STILL CUTE. bodies aren’t gendered and you can totally be attractive as a boy no matter what you look like!
autistic? not good at making the “right” facial expressions? bad at knowing how to dress or when to shower? still cute! you don’t have to adhere to society’s ableist bullshit! people will love you for who you are!
use a mobility aid? use a wheelchair? that’s right, you’re still cute. your mobility aids are a part of your appearance and they don’t make you any less attractive!
~add on more positivity for boys who don’t fit western mainstream beauty standards in the reblogs!~
~anyone can reblog and add on (including straight girls)!~
“some of us are Black”
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"Why are you so obessed with found family?"
I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever