Open Me Up

google how to erase knowledge of kinks from friends

wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player

femboy hooters will be fat tranny hooters by the time I'm done there

Let those without sin cast the first stone.

this is entrapment

"I'm applying for a position in research and development, sir. I've wanted to go into physics for a while now." Atmos says as he writes in his notebook.

Equal opportunity employment (open RP)

From television to billboard, radio to word of mouth, the same message was covering the entire town. Aperture was hiring. Previous experience didn’t matter, criminal record didn’t matter, it didn’t even matter if they were human! All that mattered was that Ramm needed staff, and he’d pay top dollar for workers! Damn the expense! (Your muse here) was waiting in the lobby for their name to be called. The person Ramm was previously interviewing was being escorted out by security staff. Dr. Jeremy Ramm himself soon followed. ”Right, who’s next.”

i gave your perfectionist character a timeloop ability i hope you wont mind

someone should put their thumb on your tongue and hold you by the jaw

hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means