"I'm Applying For A Position In Research And Development, Sir. I've Wanted To Go Into Physics For A While

It's simple etiquette: if you see the same post on both a maidblog and a Princess's magnificent collection of beautiful posts, you reblog from the princess, not the maid. Hmph.

It seems like there’s more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say “I love you, bestie.” without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

what are maids but knight who combat dragons made of dust and dish?

what you don't understand could fill a library

rb if ur gay

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

Crash

Hehe hoho

A button labeled "lesbian" is pressed. The crowd responds positively, minor applause.

A dial labeled "trans" is turned up. Crowd grows increasingly positively excited

The dial is forcibly turn "up to 11," beyond normal operation. Crowd is increasingly rowdy. Aerosol sedatives applied to crowd.

Button labeled "generate" is pressed. Human female later described as "trans as fuck" spontaneously appears in the "generated here" location. Crowd gets louder and even more rowdy as aerosol sedatives stop working.

Generated female [REDACTED] and leaves the area. Agents dispatched. Occurrence of a previously unheard of Category-7 Woman Moment happens in the nearby city of [DATA EXPUNGED]. City devastated, majority of the population found [DATA EXPUNGED]. Seven survivors found as of writing.

Interviewed survivor, when asked about the person who caused the occurrence, said "Now THAT'S gender!"

Call me a communist the way I want to be publicly owned.