I Want To Be Clear, It's All About The Unrelenting Devotion. It's Even Better If It's Someone I Trust

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

this is still so funny

Opinions on being the one to seduce gods?

getting seduced by the gods is basic as FUCK

monthly ritual of wrestling with my chuunibyou girlfriend to try to get her to switch her gross month old eyepatch to a clean one the same way you try to pry a dog’s mouth open when they’re trying to swallow plastic

Having plot relevant sex with my narratively significant partners.

Having narratively symbolic sex with my red and blue partners.

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

yuri beams ur labru

"You don't want to be a vampire, you'd have to eat people!"

Says you, I'm built different. I have no moral qualms with obtaining blood, so long as it doesn't kill them. In fact, I recognize the inherent attractiveness of vampirism and having my blood drank.

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.