I Love Antagonists Who Mirror The Protagonist Instead Of Contrast Them. They Are The Most Extreme Version

Try rick riordan

bold of you to assume i haven't read most of his books. i literally have adhd.

monthly ritual of wrestling with my chuunibyou girlfriend to try to get her to switch her gross month old eyepatch to a clean one the same way you try to pry a dog’s mouth open when they’re trying to swallow plastic

Skyfire and Mint COULD get along, with some help

[Bluesky]

I should get a tattoo on the nape of my neck saying "Must be this tall to ride."

Altar Stage 1, The Summoning Has Begun.

The Void Will Consume All

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

Uh oh, the A.I. on your long haul space mission has analyzed your psyche profile and diagnosed you as "pretty princess". Yeah, it's been adding feminizing horomes to your diet and adding subliminal suggestions to the background ambient noise. Yeah, the physical and mental changes are prefectly normal. I wouldn't worry that pretty head of yours if I were you.

3b1b spell of Think About Women

Does the kink involve me being controlled, forced, coerced, etc for someone else's pleasure? Yes? Then odds are I am into it