Reblog This For Maximum Spread. No One Can Escape The Furry-fication.

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player

Just girly things

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

what are maids but knight who combat dragons made of dust and dish?

what you don't understand could fill a library

Everyone always talks abt the ways ADHD makes you forgetful or hyperactive, but one thing I dunno if I’ve seen anyone talk about is the self-gaslighting that can happen, how you get so used to having forgotten/missed something that if you hear a piece of information that contradicts what you’ve heard before, you have this instinct to accept the newer info as the right one because maybe you just forgot about something. You get so used to people seeing you as stupid that you’re tempted to not speak up or ask about or argue against something that’s incorrect out of fear of looking like an idiot.

what if meijack (mayjack?), like her father, is weak for blondes

also a little farcille:

It seems like there’s more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say “I love you, bestie.” without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

that "like what's up pronoun" tweet has ruined me it is constantly in the back of my brain