The-mom-friend-dot-com - Everyday Fandom Enjoyer

Hi! can i get a blind date with a clone (if you feel like it <3)

i’m usually the mom of the group and i’m quite active! i enjoy cooking, reading, sports, and hanging out with friends and pets! i like to try and stay organized and in control but that doesn’t always happen. i’m talkative, i take care of my friends and family, and very oblivious to things romance wise lol. i love being active and hanging out with people but sometimes i get burnt out and just need some me time. my love language is quality time and physical touch!

Not me pushing these underrated clones on people until they're loved more... 😆

Your date is...

✨Boss!✨

This clone will appreciate your "mom" role with your friends; he'll probably even laugh out loud at the phrase. He hasn't heard that before, but now that you put it that way, he sees how much it applies to himself, too. Some days he feels like less of a boss and more like he's babysitting. This will launch you two into lively storytelling about your respective friends and all the shenanigans you put up with. But because you both care so much, too, you'll inevitably also end up talking about just how much your people mean to you, all the ways you willingly look out for them, etc.

There will be plenty of other topics you end up bonding over, such as your mutual values on staying active and keeping organized. The more you connect on, the more Boss becomes comfortable on the date. He says he doesn't have time to date, but deep down, he's a real softie who just doesn't know how to put himself out there. He'll enjoy your every smile, every brush of your hand as you pass the bread rolls, every "me too!" moment you share. He'll have a great time.

Boss is a very textbook kinda guy, so your date will have every cliche imaginable. Roses, candles, jazz in the background, the works. It may not feel very personal to you, but thought and effort was still put into every detail. And besides, it's only a first date. I'm sure if you asked to go on more, he'd start to work in more personal things as he gets to know what you like. The more time he spends with someone, the more natural their connection feels.

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as promised, here is pt. 2 of my depressing crosshair edit saga 🫶

i remade this edit at least 5 times over the course of the past few weeks lmao just bc i wasn't happy with it so this is the best it's gonna get, i'm afraid.

thank u for all the love on my other edit! i'm happy i finally have a place where i can share all my shitty bad batch stuff lol

I hope you like them! these are some of my personal favorites ;)

two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says… “how do you drive this thing?”

I made sound fish tacos last night! they just swam right past them though…

why are fish so easy to weigh? because they have their own scales!

A fish walks into a bar and the bartender asks him “what can i get you to drink?” the fish replies gasping, “Water! i need water!”

Hi! would you like to hear some fish jokes?

What kind of question is that?

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.......... of course I would.

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star wars is so fucking stupid, I love it

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