I hope you like them! these are some of my personal favorites ;)
two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says… “how do you drive this thing?”
I made sound fish tacos last night! they just swam right past them though…
why are fish so easy to weigh? because they have their own scales!
A fish walks into a bar and the bartender asks him “what can i get you to drink?” the fish replies gasping, “Water! i need water!”
Hi! would you like to hear some fish jokes?
What kind of question is that?
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.......... of course I would.
For some fun & interaction 💖 (winter | spring | summer)
🍂: Make a simple autumn moodboard to show us your vibes this season! (or simply name the things you would put on such a moodboard)
👻: What is something in an animated movie or cartoon that scared you as a kid?
🎃: What are some good memories you have of celebrating Halloween? And do you have any plans for this year?
🥧: Regardless of skill, if you could bake anything right now (pie, cake, muffin, brownie etc.) what would you like to make?
🌧️: Time for a movie marathon on a rainy day. Pick your top 5 movies to watch!
🍊: What is your favorite scent?
📺: Do you watch horror movies? If yes, which are your favorite?
🍄: Write a short essay about your thoughts and opinions on mushrooms.
🤖: If you were a video game NPC, what would be your catchphrase?
🍪: Favorite kind of cookie?
📢: Shout any random thing that your followers really need to know.
💁♀️: What are items you definitely don’t need but tend to keep and collect anyway?
🧡: Which 3 songs remind you instantly of autumn and why?
📆: Is there any event or upcoming activity you look forward to?
🎲: Which kind of board games do you like to play?
🛏️: Describe 3 specific items that are in your room.
👹: Favorite fictional monster or villain?
📷: Take a random snap of anything (scenery, item, etc.) and share it here.
😿: Describe any scene in a movie/series/book that never fails to make you cry.
📚: What are your favorite books?
💀: Do you have any fears/phobias?
🎪: If you could go see any broadway show or theater play right now, what would you like to see?
🤡: What is the dumbest way you have been hurt or injured?
🍵: Top 3 favorite tea flavors?
💻: To feel nostalgic; what are some old games/websites you spent lots of time on when you were young?
🧛: Did you ever dress up for a costume party, or maybe cosplay for a convention? If yes, which character?
🍯: If you could choose any three-course menu, what would be your ideal starter, main and dessert?
🍬: All-time favorite candy?
🏡: You can make it as crazy and silly as possible; what would be some must-have features of your ideal dream house?
🎮: Whether you’re waiting for its release or just until you can buy and/or play it; are there any video games you are looking forward to?
🍁: A new website, fandom, video, song, fun fact or anything, name a recent discovery you would like to share with your followers.
note: something i had wrote for the fall list that i never ended up posting cause i forgot hahaha whoops :)
The house was silent with the exceptions of soft snores coming from the couch and bedrooms. I look down to the small bundle in my arms and smile. There’s no way I’m getting away with this. I move to the kitchen and open the fridge for some milk. I set the small bundle onto the countertop and I start to pour some milk into a small saucer. A light flickers on and I jump. “What are you doing?”
I turn to see my boyfriend standing in the hallway with his arms crossed. “Nothing! Just… getting some milk? What’re you doing Dare?” I smile innocently and try to advert the attention from the small, now moving, bundle on the counter by walking up to him and dramatically falling into his arms. Lets see how far this goes.
“Apparently watching you pour milk into a saucer that you were going to drink out of. What are you actually doing?” Darry looks down at me and raises a brow, suspicious.
“Yeah about that… I-” I’m cut off by high pitched meows coming from behind me. I nervously smile. “Yeah so I guess the cats out of the bag…” I laugh. “Quite literally…” I turn and grab the small black kitten out of the blankets and smile. “So you know how you said the only time we’d ever get a pet is if we found it on the side of the road? You’ll never believe were I found this little munchkin!” I watch as he blinks in surprise and frowns.
“C’mon Darry don’t give me that look! He’s just a baby! How could I leave him there?” I smile pleadingly at him and walk closer. “Here, hold him. He doesn’t bite or scratch.” I hand him the kitten and hold my breath. Surely he wouldn’t make me put him back… right?
I smile as he slowly looks up. “So we can keep him?”
Laughter rings out through the small kitchen as the two youngest Curtis brothers enter their home. The oldest of the two turns to his brother and smiles. There’s one one thing that can make Darrel Shaynne Curtis laugh like that and it was you. The boys round the corner to find you and their older baking a pumpkin pie and laughing. You had the pumpkin spice container in your hand and were threatening to pour it on your boyfriend if he didn’t put the whisk back. They watched as he laughed at your threats of spicing him.
When you make him laugh he looks at though there is no worry in the world. Watching him be with you always brought a smile to their face. They know that their brother is finally getting the love he deserves. They can trust you to care for him when things get tough and stressful for him or when he just needs some love. It truly will be a mystery to them how you can make him smile without seemingly trying but nonetheless they’re grateful.
They smile as you attempt to raise the spice above his head to prove your point but to just have the container taken from your hand. Darry waved it above your head, claiming to have the upper hand. They watched as you stopped and stared at their older brother, unamused and mumbling something about getting revenge. Their brother set the spice container down, away from your reach they might add, and smiled at you. They watched as you stuck your tongue out at him then put the uncooked pie into the oven and set the timer.
Sure y’all weren’t cooking the preferred chocolate cake but you sure knew how to make a pie. The way you could make a pie taste perfect and never burn the crust was always a mystery to the boys. They remember when Two-bit had refused to eat your chocolate pie claiming that the only chocolate thing he’ll eat would be chocolate cake but you had insisted that he at least try a bit and how could he refuse that. They remember how everyone pretended not to see him eat the remainder of the pie once you had turned your back to him. From then on you had hardly ever heard a complaint come from anyone’s mouth about your food.
They smiled to each other as everyone gathered around the table later that night, knowing that you had made one of your delicious pumpkin pies. It was almost impossible to get everyone to calm down and stop being rowdy around dinner time but as soon as they heard you were cooking it was never a problem. They watch as compliments are thrown your way and as you keep claiming that it wasn’t all you and that Darry had helped although they all know you truly did most of the cooking if not all but it was the thought that counted right?
Grumpy rat spending time with his family c:
I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!
Gonna have to kindly ask you to stop blowing up my phone
I'm kidding please continue it makes me feel loved and appreciated
hmmm how bout a nice no? or maybe stop being so cool? sorry 🤷♀️🫶 @crazyf0rswayze
Grogu saying patu gives me life
❀ she/her ❀ you can call me Gale ❀ 17 ❀ multi fandom gal ❀ ❀ the probability of me writing something is small but not zero ❀
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