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To The Person At The Bus Stop Holding A Bouquet of Red Roses by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films

The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore

I hope you like them! these are some of my personal favorites ;)

two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says… “how do you drive this thing?”

I made sound fish tacos last night! they just swam right past them though…

why are fish so easy to weigh? because they have their own scales!

A fish walks into a bar and the bartender asks him “what can i get you to drink?” the fish replies gasping, “Water! i need water!”

Hi! would you like to hear some fish jokes?

What kind of question is that?

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.......... of course I would.

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

Rex uses gold star stickers to reward Anakin and Ahsoka for good behavior

it works outstandingly

Obi-Wan is furious he didn't think of that years ago

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

Also shoutout to Fireball for being the first new named clone to survive his introductory episode this season. 🫡

the way my lips look so kissable today but there's no one to kiss me