The-duct-tape-wizard - Untitled

This one is great but my favorite piece of Victorian slang has to be calling cops “mutton shunters” the same way we call them pigs nowadays. It just has so much character

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do not point to his ASS that is very rude

Look, I get that there are other languages than English and that Rendezvous came from French(?) first (idk for sure, I didn’t actually check)

However, what utter asshat decided to add the word to English?!

13 minutes is being generous. It rarely makes it 5

At this point the “once in a lifetime crashes” are “once in a lifetime” because they smaller than the ones you’ll have for the rest of your life

Such a good boy for helping you start your fire

"without parental consent" yeah uhhh if the human being can understand and consent to it then the parents can go pound sand.

I don’t think I’ve ever posted this animation on tumblr…! time to fix that! sylveon dance mode!!! 🎀💕

You know, I think in the current job environment every young person should have their first job be as a camp counselor. It makes every other job seem divine in comparison. “You’re saying I’m only working 40 hours a week? Wow, I’ll have so much free time!” “I get paid how much?? Whoa! Minimum wage is so high! I’m making twice as much each week!”

With that said I’m legitimately thinking about going back in a year or two