"without Parental Consent" Yeah Uhhh If The Human Being Can Understand And Consent To It Then The Parents

You’ve heard of, “Just a little guy”, now you have portable “just a little guy”

No kidding. I’ll be on my way to a multiday mental health slump/depressive episode and then I just grab lunch with my best friend and suddenly I’m not on route to hating myself.

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

Nope. You made your bed, now lie in it. Just be happy I trust you with my problems

Although I do feel like we should normalize a different non question greeting and get “how are you doing” back to actually being a check in.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over