The-discombobulator-inator - Uhhhhhhh

Stages of having a crush

1. Oh you gave me positive attention?

2. I must know all your activities and schedules so that I may bump into you and have awkward conversation

3. Oh fuck I can’t look at you anymore because then you’ll know

4. I’m being delusional and now I refuse to make any sort of moves on you because I hate rejection

5. I make a move

6. I fuck it up and now I can never speak to you again

7. Spiraling into depression because my actions had consequences and I don’t know how to fix it

(I recently reached step 6.)

Yall I hallucinated Imperius in fishnet leggings when I woke up this morning

martin septim from the elder scrolls: oblivion

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Himb <3

😏😏😏

Coffee witchcraft: drink coffe,, do witchcraf

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

I would like to start a discussion thread about which Hozier songs align with various Dragon Age characters. I’ll go first, Alistair should be Sedated

Am feeling it

mutuals lets do this