Stages Of Having A Crush
Stages of having a crush
1. Oh you gave me positive attention?
2. I must know all your activities and schedules so that I may bump into you and have awkward conversation
3. Oh fuck I can’t look at you anymore because then you’ll know
4. I’m being delusional and now I refuse to make any sort of moves on you because I hate rejection
5. I make a move
6. I fuck it up and now I can never speak to you again
7. Spiraling into depression because my actions had consequences and I don’t know how to fix it
(I recently reached step 6.)
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