Girls Be Like “i Know A Spot” And Then Take You Here

LOOK AT HIMB SMILE

MY BOY

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

Has anyone ever considered the fact that if you marry Sorex Vinius in Skyrim, you get to kill your kinda uncle in the Dark Brotherhood questline

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

Guys I’m not okay I need his boobs in my mouth right now

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your spaghizzli spaghetti flavored twizzlers

Petition to start using the phrase “We’ll raise that corpse when we get to it” in reference to acknowledging and working with behaviors and traumas that have long since been buried and ingrained into ourselves