I Blew My Nose Too Hard And The Fucker SQUEAKED AT ME

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

YOU ABSOLUTELY GET IT

When people ask me what’s sexy to me I’m like “ughhh, you know that scene where Imperius stands up while his wings are straightening with a gentle motion? Yeah that’s like super sexy.”

Has anyone ever considered the fact that if you marry Sorex Vinius in Skyrim, you get to kill your kinda uncle in the Dark Brotherhood questline

Elder Scrolls Lore: Names

I recently realized that I have been ignorant of the names of other races besides those of the Dark Elves/Dunmer and the Argonians/Saxhleel. I named characters as I wished, and looking back on them now, I realize the names I chose were pretty stereotypical and, frankly, rude in the world of Elder Scrolls.

For instance, I named my Khajiit character “Miranjri” which sounds Khajiit-like, but it’s not an actual name a Khajiit would have. In fact, I’m pretty sure that name is completely meaningless to the Khajiit.

So, as a present for my now 1,000 followers, I’m starting a series of posts about the lore-friendly rules to go by when naming your characters. Starting with the Khajiit, I’ll have a post for each race and I’ll link each post to this one as I go. The series will also be tagged #eslorenames. I hope you enjoy. :)

Elder Scrolls Names: Khajiit

Elder Scrolls Names: Orsimer

Elder Scrolls Names: Dunmer Surnames

Elder Scrolls Names: Saxhleel

Elder Scrolls Names: Bosmer

Elder Scrolls Names: Bretons

Elder Scrolls Names: Dunmer First Names

Elder Scrolls Names: Ashlander First Names

Elder Scrolls Names: Nords

Elder Scrolls Names: Imperials

Elder Scrolls Names: Altmer

Elder Scrolls Names: Redguard Last Names + Supplemental Submission

Why does every dialogue option in Dragon Age: Inquisition give “Shove Dijkstra aside forcefully” energy?

Hey guys hey guys

I drawded him :3

My stepmom: 7 hours is more than enough sleep for an 18 year old girl

Me: *extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

Bestie I need at least 8-9 hours to feel human, just because you have shit sleep doesn’t mean I need to as well