My Mother: It’s Not Porn... Well It Sort Of Is: They Show Butts

My Mother: It’s not porn... well it sort of is: they show butts

Me: showing butts is not the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn

My Mother: yeah, that’s true, cause they show butts in cartoons...

Me: Something being a cartoon IS NOT the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn...

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The fact that no one has made Zelda and Gorgug’s playlist is FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE.

Why must I do everything myself...


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Yea, sure, my friends can “listen to loud obnoxious music because that type of noise is cathartic and makes you vent out all your emotions so they don’t just bottle up”

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PLEASE, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!! SPREAD THIS WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!! PUT PRESSURE ON EGYPT TO PUT HIS NAME BACK ON THE LIST

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Op Turned Off Reblogs But I Want This Post On My Blog

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog


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So me and @kingtired watched the Loki finale just now (don’t worry, no spoilers) and we needed a fucking LIFT after watching it, so I put the fifth episode on again

But we got to talking so I paused it

And I just happened to pause at this moment

And...

So Me And @kingtired Watched The Loki Finale Just Now (don’t Worry, No Spoilers) And We Needed A Fucking

Guys... is this...

So Me And @kingtired Watched The Loki Finale Just Now (don’t Worry, No Spoilers) And We Needed A Fucking

ARE WE CRAZY- OR IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A YOUNG STAN LEE???

So Me And @kingtired Watched The Loki Finale Just Now (don’t Worry, No Spoilers) And We Needed A Fucking

IS THIS HIS CAMEO???

Or is this just the B I G G E S T fucking coincidence???

So Me And @kingtired Watched The Loki Finale Just Now (don’t Worry, No Spoilers) And We Needed A Fucking

HELLO???

Marvel???

I want a n s w e r s...


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