This Here Is Me Homunculus Flesh Puppet That Me Soul Will Transfer To In The Event Of Me Death. It’s

whether or not you want to accept it, there are in fact lesbians who experience multiple genders, and leaving them out because they're men/men sometimes is you being lesbophobic, not them being lesbophobic to you. genderfluid lesbians, bigender lesbians, multigender lesbians, two-spirit lesbians and other lesbians with cultural identities that can include manhood exist. nobody seems to care how racist it is to say that lesbians can't also be men. saying that lesbians can't ever be men is a direct slap in the face to two spirit lesbians who are men, and other lesbians who have cultural identities and are also men, and nobody seems to care.

you are being lesbophobic if you say that genderfluid people, bigender people, multigender people, nonbinary people who are also men, transmascs, trans men, and ftms can't be lesbians. queer men are not out to kill you. queer men are not straight men invading the queer community to hurt you. queer men are not fiending to assault you. queer men belong in lesbian spaces. again i cannot stress how willing people are to leave out genderfluid and multigender people. why do you not care about them? like is there any good reason other than transphobia? because i don't see it. you are the one being lesbophobic, not the other way around.

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

the hard to kill reptile is a fucking stupid name. that thing ain’t dying, it’s not hard to kill

just admit you can’t kill it, and quit wasting Resources holy fuck

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOUNDATION 💔😢

.

Wizards! Gnomes! Centaurs! Ghosts! Frogs! All important topics to know about in today’s society!

Want your friends to learn about them, potentially against their will, multiple times a day? We can do that

Want your enemies to constantly be confronted with truths they don’t want? We’ll get em for ya

Simply want some spots of joy in your day with some silly little goofs sent directly to either your phone or email? We’ve got you covered

Want to sign up for multiple topics? Multiple people? Both? Good news, it’s cheaper that way

Subscriptions include messages multiple times a day, weekly updates on how your target is responding (if it’s not just for you yourself!), automated responses to sell it as a real service, features like surveys and a voicemail line for the recipients to further the bit and give more updates for you, and everything keeps going until YOU say stop, with unsubscribe options only bringing up errors if anyone tries to leave!

Come check it out, join as a free member to be kept up to date with everything new coming to NeurotiCity, and sign up for a list or two while you’re at it! It’s good cheap fun, and every subscription supports your local disabled bisexual comedian work to pay off some medical and general emergency bills that have stacked up so

Not interested in signing up but think the bit’s fun? Check out our instagram @ neuroticity! Or even just reblog this post in case one of your followers LOVES wizard facts!

I know this isn't what I normally post but I can't get it off my mind

An SCP who is a teenager who can summon demons, but they have to chant. Nothing else, not over powered, just summons demons by chanting. Obviously the foundation has to put a clamp over their mouth or something like that, but this is a child, so they always find a way to chant but not chant. So I'd say it would be pretty funny during a breakout to see a teenager waving their arms around like those inflatable guys in front of sale places and just chanting "hamburger cheeseburgers big Mac whoopah" just for a ring of fire to surround them and an deep exhausted voice could be heard saying: "the fuck do you want now child?"

Dead apple but everyone is still in their pajamas

I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶

Give me more platonic affection.

Give me omega timeline residents approaching Asgores because they give the best hugs.

Give me Ink, learning about physical affection by observing people, having Blue explain the different ways people hold hands. Him tackling Top and Aster to the ground trying to figure out how hugs go.

Give me Dream who only cries when someone’s hugging him because it’s the only time he feels shielded enough to break.

Give me Nightmare and Error, who after years of working together, finally end their deals with a handshake.

Give me Blueberror who’s off button is any kind of physical affection.

Give me Core Frisk, still a child, clinging to people’s hands, holding a larger hand in both of theirs.

Givr me Nightmare falling asleep on a movie night and the rest of the gang can’t move because his tendrils lay on top of them like sleeping cats.

Give me Blue forcing his two semi-immortal friends into cuddle piles so they actually sleep for once.

Give me Fresh showing trust by letting people hold his head, so close to the eyesockets that hold his true form.

Give me Error and Geno readjusting to touch after the emptiness of their containments, telling the other that they’re there by knocking knees.

Give me Frisks in the omega timeline offering a shoulder to lean on for Charas, or anyone who asks.

Give me Underfell where the skelebros curl up around eachother to watch the other’s back, even in sleep.

Give me Outertales where handholding is common to make sure no one floats off into space.

Give me Gasters who use their many hands to give head pats to their sons/coworkers (Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys) as well as doing science work stuff.

Give me Nightmare who curls his tendrils on top of his subordinate’s heads like a strange pat on the back.

Give me Horror who will simply pick his teammates up and hold them like the wet cats they are.

Give me Cross who’s so unused to any physical affection he freezes up, and Killer using this to his advantage by grabbing his hand to distract him from the cow nearby or to get him to stop training for a bit.

Give me Nightmare laying a tendril over Dream’s shoulder to remind himself that his twin is there, and they aren’t fighting anymore.

Give me Dusts that will curl up on top of people like a cat.

Give me Inks who give surprise hugs to his friends.

Give me Errors who wrap his strings around people to give them hugs.

Give me Horror Papyrus becoming the center of hug piles in Nightmare’s gang because the boys miss their brothers a lot, and he’s the closest they’ll get with the gang’s reputation.

Give me Killer, just met Nightmare, and the baby goop clings to him while they explore the multiverse.

Give me Ink and Error pulling eachother along by the scarfs.

Give me Dancetale where duo dances end with a hug (or high five if too sweaty for a hug)

Give me Fell Papyrus holding Fell Sans’s hand out and about, using the excuse of making sure Sans doesn’t wander off when asked.

Give me post-truce spontaneous skeleton cuddle piles.

Give me Killer randomly tackling his teammates.

Give me Ink being so physically affectionate people think he’s flirting (he’s not).

Give me Papyrus calling Sans a cat while he curls up on his shoulder.

Give me Sans holding Geno’s hand carefully when things get a bit too much after his time of the Save Screen.

Give me careful fingers tracing the edges of Papyrus’s rarely-seen hands.

Give me Dust trying, and failing, to touch his Papyrus.

Give me Passive Nightmare’s ghost curling up around Dream’s shoulders like a purple boa, hugging him around the neck when things get rough.

Give me the gang curling up on Nightmare’s tendrils when he’s not paying attention.

Give me Dream learning about the different meanings behind touch after he breaks out of stone.

Give me Gaster’s who are almost too scared to embrace Sans and Papyrus incase getting out of the void was a dream, and Papyrus accidentally sending him to the floor with his enthusiastic hug.

Give me Undyines randomly carrying their Alphys around.

Give me Frisks who press their forehead onto people (Sans’s back, Papyrus’s thigh, Toriel and Asgore’s arm, Alphy’s side, Undyne hip) and lean on them.

Give me Frisks who randomly lean on people, almost falling over because Chara is a ghost and incapable of being my leaned on.

Give me Dust laying his head on Killer’s lap when Killer gets twitchy, because what’s he gonna do, move Dust?

Give me Error who’s glitching feels kinda like a massage, holding his hands to Nightmare’s back, Horror’s skull, or Geno’s wherever when they get pain.

Give me Ink who uses hand holding like a recalibration test after he goes blank.

Give me hand holding and head pats and hugs and cuddle piles.

Givemegivemegivemegivemegivemegiveme

I've made the guy

I dont mean to dunk on ENA fanartists but you need to up your game in creating your oc dawg. We literally have a giant casts of diverse characters with completely different designs, artstyle and concepts heck gumball watterson even fit in this world and all i see is different literation or recolor of Ena

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜