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Jane Bielawski and her doll “Missy”. Following the suspicious death of some of her playmates in New York tenement, police attempted to interview Jane. According to reports, the young girl went ‘crazy’ and accused her doll of the murders, before throwing the doll out of her apartment window while screaming “Bad dolly. Naughty dolly!” Jane was taken to Bloomingdale Asylum to be treated for ‘hysterica’. She was never to leave the institution, dying there an old woman in 1968.

don’t make joke tweets about bill’s depraved ford fantasies or you’ll end up drawing shit like this

context so i look like 10% less of an insane person

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i feel like glass had worn one of those teacher cardigans once while he was a therapist and that thing basically possessed him. he used to tighten that thing whenever he got upset, he'd always pull out the "never in my YEARS of being a therapist-" whenever someone said something outrageous and he started to always eat those fuckass shake salads and then crunch loudly while eating them. so the cardigan had to go. the reckless trio MAY have had something to do with it as well

well, he did take him out.

Is this anything

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives, Welcome to Night Vale and The SCP foundation all exist in the same universe and Cognito Inc. from Inside Job has to deal with all of them on a weekly basis