☆gilded Child / Rotting Child

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

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And that’s how Ford found out the metal plate protected him from not only Bill, but the memory eraser as well.

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RANDOM BUTTONS FOUND ON THE REMNANTS OF THE EARLY WEB DURING A SURFING SESH FROM EARLIER TODAY.... ENJOY?

(ko-fi)

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

i think one of the funniest underrated jokes in su is when pearl, steven, and amethyst are in the car, pearl is driving, and they ended up speeding and getting followed by a cop. pearl's freaking out bc she doesn't have a license, and when steven is surprised, she's like "what was i supposed to tell the dmv, that i'm from another planet? im not exactly a citizen, steven!"

My little headcanons We still need to do it for Paps ig

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world