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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

i wish there was an aux cord for my brain. if i could plug it into the internet i alone could feed the undertale/deltarune fandom. i’m cooking shit up that would make fellow man label me walter white. alas. it is all trapped in my meat sack.

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thatonyxperson

2 months ago

Colored digital comic. Panel one: Bill Cipher, wearing the Theraprism prison uniform, sits in a crummy chair with arms and legs crossed glaring off to the side irritably. Somebody off screen says, "WE HAVE A NEW
PATIENT JOINING US TODAY! THIS IS BILL FROM EUC—" Bill interrupts, "THE NIGHTMARE REALM." Off-screen speaker: "RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF?" Bill: "(SIGHS) YEAH, SURE. THE NAME'S BILL CIPHER. HENCHMANIAC HEAD HONCHO, EVERY DREAMER'S WORST NIGHTMARE, EVERY NIGHTMARE'S WET DREAM, RUINER OF KINGDOMS, DESTROYER OF DYNASTIES, OVERALL CHILL FUN GUY, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'M HERE BECAUSE I ATTEMPTED TO CONQUER EARTH."

Panel two: Bill looks up irritably as a new evil-sounding voice off-screen shouts, "HA! "ATTEMPTED"?! YOU PATHETIC FOOL!"

Panel three: Bill floats out of his chair, shaking with rage, as he says, "WHAT! AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER, BUSTER?!"

Panel four: we see over Bill's shoulder as he glares at Aku from Samurai Jack, who's sitting in another chair, also wearing the Theraprism prison uniform, giving Bill the smuggest smirk you've ever seen.

Panel five: still smug as hell, Aku says, "WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED..."

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

Colored digital comic. A floating orb of light with two disembodied hands and sunglasses rushes down the hall, one hand holding a walkie-talkie and the other grabbing the doorknob to a utility closet. It says, "DIRECTOR, I'M ISSUING RED ALERT. TWO OF THE DIMENSIONAL TYRANT WARD'S MOST DANGEROUS PATIENTS ARE MISSING. BILL CIPHER AND AKU. NOBODY'S SEEN THEM FOR HOUR--"
Panel two: the orb opens the door and lets the hand with the walkie talkie droop as it trails off, "RRSSSS..." Inside the supply closet are Bill Cipher and Aku, both wearing Theraprism uniforms, apparently romantically entangled with each other inasmuch as a triangle and a wiggly column of darkness can get entangled.

Panel three: Bill and Aku disentangle enough to look at the orb, both looking terrified. Both their clothes are half undone, Aku's lips are puckered, Bill's tongue and lower fangs are sticking out from beneath his eyeball, Aku's got Bill's bow tie around his beard, and one of Bill's eyelashes has been seton fire by Aku's flaming eyebrows. The orb and the two prisoners stare at each other silently.

Panel four: The orb slams the door, quickly turns away, and says into its walkie talkie, "NEVER MIND! BOTH PATIENTS HAVE BEEN LOCATED," pauses, then says, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

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thatonyxperson

2 months ago

It's funny that Cross is the only one of the Bad Guys who comes from a separate AU rather than the Undertale timeline. The former classics probably have a bunch of literally common memories. It can be awkward for Cross. At the same time, they were all engaged in science. Cross may start to consider himself the stupidest person on the team, because he's the only one who hasn't studied the space-time continuum. At least, this also applies to their boss. He doesn't know how many books Nightmare has read.

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

i love seeing people with very little experience in stem try to write scientist characters working. “he finished the. equation 🩷” yay girl!!!! what was that for though

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

All Guild Members In My Style (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

All guild members in my style (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago

Go play Dream BBQ

It's World Puppetry Day!!

So as a little celebration I made this!! They're all getting ready for a group photo!!

These are all the Undertale puppets together!! :D

And of course the TS!US guys too!!

(yes Flowey and Chara are in both!! >:) )

Also a bit of a thank you I guess... I NEVER would have thought people would like this so much? But they do!! The felt guys!! The stop motion!! It's crazy!! And everyone's so nice!! It's really really amazing!! SO THANK YOU!! EVERYONE!!! SO SO MUCH!!! :DDD

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thatonyxperson

1 month ago