Day 154 Of Posting Good Omens Memes Everyday Until Season 3

I am only just new to this Fandom. I finished S1 & 2 on Friday, January 5th (and have watched the last 15 minutes of S2E6 about 10 times). Now I'm on the audio book because I somehow never read it, and it's totally my scene?

Anyway, I was leaving the restroom at work.

Why. Do I. Now. See them. EVERYWHERE?!

Also, every song is about them.

how to kiss a boy: a step by step

close contact. make sure your bodies are close and your faces are relatively close.

put your hands in his pocket and get closer ( just a bit ) to his face

steal whatever you can find in his pockets

kiss him if you want

sell the stuff you found on the black market

What Crowley would name his phone

What if instead of an “I love you Angel” in S3 we get an “I love you Aziraphale”?

semiaquatic secret agent

Aziraphale gifts this to Crowley

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

That.... Is genius

Aziraphale was such a little bastard (/affectionate) for giving Jim hot cocoa to drink when he knew his old boss's opinion on sullying the temple of his body with "gross matter."

He did the same thing with Muriel, offered them tea knowing what they probably thought of it and then amiably watched them to see what they would do with it.

He's gone rogue, people. He's corrupting Heaven one politely offered hot beverage at a time.

Me the past three months

50% #innefable husbands, 49% #this is the metatrons fault, 1% dumbass.