That.... Is genius
Aziraphale was such a little bastard (/affectionate) for giving Jim hot cocoa to drink when he knew his old boss's opinion on sullying the temple of his body with "gross matter."
He did the same thing with Muriel, offered them tea knowing what they probably thought of it and then amiably watched them to see what they would do with it.
He's gone rogue, people. He's corrupting Heaven one politely offered hot beverage at a time.
Note: I found it on Pinterest. It looks like the original creator of the photo grid might've been @theonewiththevows but I can't find their Tumblr. Alas, it was too good to not share so...
Crowley: im crowley and I was wrong I'm singing the Crowley wrong song I shouldn't have taken that chance now here is my remorseful dance
Aziraphale: DO THE KICKS!!!!
"Gaza now has the largest population of child amputees in the world." [@/abrahammatar on X. June 5th, 2024.]
Crowley s3
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000, dir. Ron Howard
Guys I can't listen to any Disney songs with a duet in it anymore because my brain is like
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pretty princess😈✨
I need to talk about this exchange:
Look at Aziraphale's face and tell me if he was actually talking about real, honest-to-somebody oysters.
That first little 😳 face of his? To me, that screams, "Did this demon just tell me he's never had sex?" Then he flicks his eyes up Crowley's whole body and his microexpressions seem to say, "Oh, dear Lord, he thinks I'm talking about actual oysters."
And then this pretty little angel who just propositioned a demon is probably internally panicking about needing to find actual oysters now because there's no way he can take this virgin to the Roman orgy like he was planning.
And Crowley is over here just as clueless as always.
Credit to @dailyineffablehusbands for the gifs
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Why did THIS pun stick? out of all my other things why THIS?
Anywhere else I'd be a ken
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