*sighs, Visibly Frustrated* Let Me Put This In Words You Can Understand: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Don't think I've seen them all together in one big video like this before

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox

Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse