I Love Going Viral On Tumblr.com. It’s Like If You Stood In A Field And Said Some Of The Stupidest

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

Old Irish Curses

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat = May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat

Titim gan éirí ort = May you fall without rising

Imeacht gan teacht ort = May you leave without returning

Plá ar do theach = A plague on your house

Dóite agus loisceadh ort = Burning and scorching on you

Briseadh agus brú ar do chnámha = Breaking and crushing to your bones

Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de cnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn = May the devil make a ladder of your back bones while picking apples in the garden of hell

Go hIfreann leat a shlíomadóir lofa = To hell with you, you rotten bastard

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

witch house

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Okay queen!!!

Staff: What does the userbase like??? Crabs???? An army of crabs????

everything will fall into place and then most of it will disappear. we are playing tetris