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Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!

alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it's getting away from you and you're fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn't make any sense. here's what you do: go find a cat

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging