James: Do You Really Hate Sirius?

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

Sirius: what if the earth was flat?

regulus: I would jump off

Sirius: what if the earth was flat?

Remus: I’d push you off the edge

Like yes I'm listen to Gregorian chants dont play with me rn

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

important reminder: if you are white (or have light/pale skin in general) and you want to cosplay as any Encanto character with darker skin tone than your own you do not need to paint your skin or/and make it looks darker

I saw so many white people painting their skin to make it looks like Dolores’ and it makes me feel sick please don’t do it

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

incredibly specific but anybody else hate it when somebody makes a line up of characters and all of the girls are shorter than every boy. like damn get some height variation where are my 5'4 kings and 6'0 queens

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

I once got half way though a fic before realizing that it was a incest fic with Sirius and Regulus. Only to realize that I had been reading Remus as Regulus and I was in fact good to continue reading it

does anyone else speed-read marauders fics and read Remus as regulus and vice versa and are super confused when regulus talks about how awesome and hot and just totally awesome and kissable Sirius is and when Remus talks about how much he’s in love with James and how infuriatingly wonderful he is?? or is everyone else normal

Shower thoughts: water