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Honestly, it feels like it’s been a year already…

Can y’all please help me get 10k likes on this, please?

pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*

today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)

so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.

But see, now he’s the stupid one. Idiots has six letters

playing crossword puzzles

blaise: what’s a five-letter word for someone who’s stupid

draco: HARRY

harry: DRACO

blaise, under his breath: idiots.

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

This is the only way I am saying yes

What the fuck!!! Do you know what kind of teeth they are?

hehehehe i stole the super powerful flashlight and now i’m in the crawl space under the house ready to e x p l o r e