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pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*

today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)

so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.

rb to have a very gay 2022

Oh God...

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

But see, now he’s the stupid one. Idiots has six letters

playing crossword puzzles

blaise: what’s a five-letter word for someone who’s stupid

draco: HARRY

harry: DRACO

blaise, under his breath: idiots.

The fact that I am currently in a statistics unit in my math class…

Statistics is gay as hell. Things happen because God wills it not because of math