YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

booped out

There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

Yay!!!🎉 I almost feel bad for people who see this on their birthday 😅

today is not my birthday

It’s that time of the year again :)

Title: Pup Speak

Summary: Kal Cavill and Dodger Evans trade observations about their masters

*No permission is given for reposting my work, copying it, ideas or parts it and claiming it as your own*

Warning: it’s fluffy but mentions of NSFW behavior

Author’s Note: Ok I did something. I’ve had this idea for awhile that I wanted to write a story about Henry Cavill and Chris Evans and their dogs, Kal and Dodger. The idea was suppose to be the dogs talking to each other about their masters’ antics; basically a Look Who’s Talking story but with dogs. I mentioned it to @littlefreya and after some shitposting to each other, I rearranged some stuff and turned it into this silly little edit. It’s not the story I originally meant but I thought it was hilarious just the same and I hope it makes you guys laugh too.

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