PuPpEt bOy
Inhale
Fellas is it gay to wanna be called Puppet Boy?
What better than one evil bitch boy? Three evil bitch boys >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby
Captain just wants a normal life lmao
Oh my g o f
a/n: i finally acquired the braincell
taglist: @softladyhours @chaos-carnation
tw: 2 references to sex but theres nothing explicit
🖤Dark🖤
sometimes he cheats and uses the shadow void tendril thingies
but most of the time he likes to watch you struggle to push him off you
he lets you sometimes just to see you all proud and determined but then just squishes you again
if you get him while he’s not focused on Squashing You then you could maybe win if he’s tired
8 times out of 10 you are getting folded though
evil evil evil boy /aff
💙Damien💙
ALWAYS lets you win hes a gentleman
he loves seeing you so proud of yourself
although he does put up a bit of a fight so you’re even more proud when you do win
hes usually the one to initiate it
just tackles you into bed sometimes
one time you wrestled on the sofa downstairs and the poor butler almost had a heart attack he thought unsavoury activities were taking place
you both ran upstairs blushing and giggling
❤️Actor Mark❤️
always loses
even if he’s physically bigger and/or stronger than you he will lose every time because he doesnt know how to fight
he just pouts and tells you if he doesn’t get kisses he will die immediately
baabyyyyyyy you’re gonna mess up my hairrrrr
you could fold him like a wet towel and he couldn’t even do anything about it
sopping wet pool noodle of a man /aff
💛Illinois💛
“awww, darlin, you look so cute trying to be tough”
sometimes he lets you win because you look so cute all proud
but you also look cute all pouty when you lose
hes enjoying it immensely either way
but if you wear his hat he’ll be too distracted to win
but that involved stealing the hat first and he knows what you’re going to do if he gives you his hat
CHASE him for the hat
🤍Yancy🤍
lets you think you’re winning then BAM you’re underneath him and he is GRINNING
apologises with kisses
“i’m sorry angel i just love the squeaks you make when i flips youse over”
tell him hes mean and he will smother you in kisses
he will tackle you without warning if he’s consumed caffeine
🚀Engineer Mark🚀
its 50/50 with him
sometimes he’ll let you win and sometimes he will remind you about all those muscles underneath his space suit
“come on Captain, you can’t fight me off? you’re adorable. Maybe i’ll let you win next time.”
but if you REALLY try he will let you win because oh my god thats even cuter look at youuuuu
celci caught you two once and didnt speak to mark for 6 days she was absolutely disgusted /hj
to be fair she did also think you were indulging in unsavoury activities
🔪Murdock🔪
if you ask him if he wants to play wrestle he will chase you first
with no warning
“hey murdock wanna wrestle-“
*gets up and bolts towards you menacingly*
then when you’re too tired from running to fight back he gently holds you down and smiles so evil at you
awful bastard man /aff
but sometimes he lets you win if he’s really tired and you’re already in bed
he does little growls when he’s tired
he pretends to fall asleep once you think you’ve won then he flips you over and sleeps on you
nasty terrible boy /aff
🌌God of Night🌌
“why are you trying to fight me”
“because it’s fun!”
🧍🏻♂️
he doesn’t know what to do about this
you are pushing him and dragging him with all your strength but hes yknow a GOD so he’s just
🧍🏻♂️
eventually picks you up like a wet sponge and kisses your head
its like a “good effort” sticker
🏃🏻♂️Heehoo🏃🏻♂️
why would you even try this
he is winning the second you put your hand on him
you are getting tumbled around like sack of onion
one onion
your brain is the onion
if you let him he’d throw you up in the air like pizza pie
he makes sure to keep you from getting any bruises or injuries though
careful boy even if he is treating you like a tennis ball
OH MY GOD
PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️
Pls pls pls pls pls
who am I to doubt her rly
i like your shoelaces!
Thanks! I stole them from the President!
No fucking way I’m doing that-
Alright y'all, here's the deal. One of us needs to take one for the team. Enough playing around! One of us needs to
go to Comic Con
go to Tom Holland's panel and
ask Tom if he's ticklish.
Who's gonna have the balls?
I don't. So. It ain't gonna be me.
I have too much anxiety to do anything but the least I can do is share and repost, and I suggest y’all to the same too, and maybe, send a letter
This post by @fullhalalalchemist should contain all of the information needed. Help the US. Stop letting them take away rights.
Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
I swear- they are the kindness people ever