Amen

So wholesome

When your homie just pops in like hasn't been gone for a year, but he has

PuPpEt bOy

Inhale

Fellas is it gay to wanna be called Puppet Boy?

What better than one evil bitch boy? Three evil bitch boys >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby

Captain just wants a normal life lmao

BRING THEM BACKKKK

That’s just being an asshole

10/10 would Reid again

Blush (Reid Request)

Request: Post prison Reid goes to his shy girlfriend’s house and finds a sex toy in her sock drawer, and Spencer confronts her for it because she would never usually own something like that. And it gets smutty. I just thought it would have been funny. A/N: You said funny, but other horny folks and I said rough sex. So, I hope you still enjoy it! Also, soft moment at the end because I am a sucker for aftercare. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader 
 Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+ ONLY) Content Warning: penetrative sex, oral sex (female receiving), sex toy (vibrator, female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, Dom/Sub dynamic, jealousy, unprotected sex/creampie, multiple orgasms, crying during sex, soft degradation, brief implied Dom Drop and aftercare scene included Word Count: 6.1k

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The worst part about my job wasn’t the late nights — you get used to those pretty quickly. The problem was that I never got any warning for when they were about to happen, which meant that all of my plans were tentative at best. Half the time I didn’t even bother writing them down, knowing that I probably wouldn’t be able to make it, anyway.  

Luckily for me, my boyfriend was a very stubborn and persistent person, so he would usually wait up for me when we did have plans. Unfortunately for both of us, though, things had been… different… lately. It had only been a few weeks since he got out of prison, and the shift back to normal had been hard, to say the least. So, I figured the least I could do for the time being was to make a note of when I was supposed to see him so that he wouldn’t be left waiting for me.

This is all to say that when I came home from work that night, there was no reason for me to believe there would be someone else in my apartment. And yet, as I turned the corner into my room, I was confronted with the sight of a person sitting in the dark on my bed.

“Spencer!” I squeaked, practically jumping in the air and clutching my chest.

“Hey there, bunny,” Spencer cooed, tilting his head as his eyes scanned over my uniform. If I hadn’t known any better, I would have thought he was looking for something on them; a sign to prove that I hadn’t actually been at work.

“Someone’s been out late.”

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Follow if your ticklish, like if you hate Trump and reblog if your ticklish AND you hate Trump

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Oh my GOD

Did it all to make you feel admired

Fandom: Criminal Minds

Characters: Morgan/Reid

Summary: While apart during a case Morgan tells Reid over the phone exactly how he’d tickle him if he was there.

A/N: Loosely part of the universe that this fic takes place in, but can be read independently. Thanks so much for the love on that fic btw! I might be adding more parts to this ‘verse as time goes on, so feel free to request anything you want to see! I already have some ideas of my own.

Warnings: Not really anything graphic, but kind of sexual undertones if you squint. Also tickle kinks, but it’s pretty tame and not really discussed in this one.

Words: 1.5k

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“Pretty boy.”

Spencer breathed out a sigh of relief and gripped the phone tighter. “Hi.”

“Hi.” He could hear the smile in Derek’s voice. “How you holding up?”

“Well, I haven’t had a fever since yesterday morning.”

“Why do you sound so grumpy about that?”

“It means I could’ve come with.”

“Spence.” He was rummaging through something, possibly his bag. The first time they’d been forced to share a room during a case Spencer had been surprised by how organized Derek was. Everything was exactly in its place. Well, until the things actually left the bag, that is. “We weren’t gonna bring you with us when you were sick.”

“But at that point I had already been sick for three days, and the likelihood of it continuing for longer than another couple of days was very low, which I told you about-”

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Please please please pleeeeaaaase do this I need the chaos

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

...I get it...do you see it?

Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile!

Scenario Prompt 2: Peter has a bad day after Flash bullies him. Ned and MJ can’t let Peter be sad.

Rating: Teen

A/N: Here is #2 @itzme1762! I’m sorry it’s kinda short. Enjoy!☺️

Once again, Flash freaking Thompson was bullying Peter. Once again, Ned and MJ kicked Flash’s ass and shooed him away. However, whatever he said to Peter really offended him and took a toll. To keep Peter’s mind off of the horrible things Flash said, MJ and Ned decided to take their friend to the park for a little fresh air before they called it a day. 

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