Ted: Why did you guys get kicked out of the movies?
Robin: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic when people jumped off the boat.
Barney: This one guy had a solid eight, let me tell you.
How I met your mother (2006-2014)
MAN. yall ever see a tv show absolutely butcher its ending and make the ONE super interesting pairing we were all rooting for get stomped to the ground in favor of some awkward lowkey-unhealthy pairing with several red flags to be endgame because yeah what the fuck.
Ted: Admit it! You like my girlfriend!
Barney: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to Robin? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasise about her? Yes, but only in six positions.
Ted: ...
Barney: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course. But do I like Robin? The answer is no.
“Robin, to end up with a man who wanted you but wanted nothing to do with your choices, cared nothing for all the times you said NO, set up a string quartet and roses in your living room anyway, a man who mishandled you start to finish in the name of romance and the grand gesture— Robin, to end up with a man more in love with the idea of love than with you must seem like some kind of cosmic betrayal, must seem so season one pre all that character development. I know that after years of the same tired back and forth, it must be easy to mistake poor scripting for fate. But, listen to me: fuck the grand gesture. Robin, FUCK THE BLUE FRENCH HORN. He does not always deserve to Get The Girl just because he wants the girl. Sometimes the girl gets to drink a neat scotch and pile into bed with her five dogs comfortable, happy, and alone. Robin, sometimes the girl gets herself.”
— ROBIN by Trista Mateer
i’m 22 but it hurts so much. i don’t have a mommy or daddy. why why why why why, i’m so scared and alone
‘It is very different. There’s twists and turns.’
Owen Wilson talks about what we can expect from Disney+’s upcoming ‘Loki’ series
gif request meme: @plethores requested -> favorite brotp
penelope garcia and spencer reid (insp.)
Robin: When you called yourself "magical in bed" I didn't exactly expect-
Barney: *Holding up the ace of hearts* is this your card?
Robin: *Softly* Holy shit.
Beast Boy & Raven by Gabriel Picolo! Source link in comments!
The only people who can make me happy after Endgame.
~ She’s not Alone ~
Scarlet Witch, Okoye and Black Widow fighting together? Yes Please! >:D
Join me on Instagram at @meelo.is.trying for more art! *and obviously some more infinity war related stuff*
#some things never change
favourite criminal minds moments: you’re my bitch now.
STRANGER THINGS (2016-PRESENT)
You just haven’t met the right Hansel yet.
You know the greatest loves of all time are over now
Every statistic in the world points to the fact that it’s safer not to have a gun in the home than to have one. Especially in our home. You know how I’m always accidentally injuring you.
The most ridiculous thing to ever come out of HIMYM wasn’t the finale, it was the idea that Lily settled for Marshall. The man was 6 foot 4 inches of pure love and kindness, enjoyed being the little spoon and wasn’t afraid to ask for it, was never afraid to show or ask for physical affection, absolutely CHUGGED Respect My Wife and Women Juice, LOVED HIS PARENTS SO MUCH, was NEVER afraid to show any of his friends how much he cared about them (no toxic masculinity here), believed in Nessie and Bigfoot and ghosts, wanted to become an environmental lawyer to protect the earth, admitted it when he messed up and apologized for it always, completely devoid of toxic masculinity, and their sex life was insane. Marshall Eriksen is the complete package and the gang is a fool for thinking he’s anything less.
That 70s Show (1998-2006)