Cheeky Drawing Of The Ineffable Baby

I have just read the most amazing fanfic I have ever seen. It was so beautifully written and had such a simple yet deep plot. It was so amazing and it was about motherfucking Hunchback of Notre Dame

Genuinely the most amazing fic I have ever, read. It’s called Turtle Doves, written by Death Cadet, and it was amazing. 10/10 or was *chefs kiss*

No you can’t do this to me!!! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT😭😭😭😭😭😭

The only constant in your life is you

Name a better light skin stare than this. I dare you

Maximum rizz

Stone we know it’s you

AWWOOGA

GOOD GOD I LOVE HIM

Happy Valentine’s day to a couple who’s not really a couple; ok, maybe, a little bit. Steve Martin & Martin Short.

FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER

WE WON GANG AND I ALREADY HAVE A THEORY.

My friend and I had a rant after we saw the trailer cuz she is the only person I know who likes the game. And I was rewatching the trailer for the 10000th time and I noticed something. Every npc that the player talks to speaks in some way. All except one, the guy who puts his hand on the hero’s shoulder when Humphrey says ‘chancers’.

Now.

I might be being delusional. Or too in love to accept anything else. But I KNOW THAT PRETTY BROWN HAIR. I KNOW THAT NOSE. And I am CONVINCED that that mf has to be my boy Reaver.

He is the only npc that doesn’t speak, even the player speaks. Reaver has the most recognisable voice in the entire franchise (Therese being closely behind) thanks to the goat that is Stephen Fry. If Reaver was in the game they wouldn’t show any voice lines, they’d wanna have a semi big reveal like they did in Fable 3. Leaving hints throughout the game before they introduce him into the story.

And with this game being set before 2 (the guild being very much alive and very much not burned) this potentially being Reaver means that’ll be before Oakvale burned. MEANING WE MIGHT SEE IT.

And the hand on shoulder? The look? THE SUNSET? ROMANTIC MUCH?

WHAT IF???? JUST WHAT IF???? The ‘her’ that Reaver talks about in his diary entries in Fable 2 is the hero we play as in this game. It’s not as likely mainly because we don’t know if the hero will be strictly female, we may get a gender selection. But imagine!!!!! I will take any excuse to romance reaver! Even if that means I’ll be killed in a town spread fire after he sacrificed me to stay a pretty boy forever!

REAVER! I SEE YOU!

Or your literal actual blood family wtf Logan you're all they have left!!! out of everyone, you're the LEAST allowed to ditch

Lister: “ugh I hate Rimmer”

Anyone: “So you’re gonna move out now that the crew’s gone?”

Lister: “oh no, I’m gonna live everyday with him for 30 years, have gay dreams about passionately making out with him, then say that he’s the moon to my sun and that I’m incomplete without his presence with my life”

Anyone: …

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh