I Have Just Read The Most Amazing Fanfic I Have Ever Seen. It Was So Beautifully Written And Had Such

Rewatching omitb because of course I am, and I noticed something that’s confused me. Oliver dis Splash in 2005 right, and Teddy Dimas says that he was around 58 when it happened. But when Mabel’s mother asks their ages, he says he is in his very early mid sixties.

I am so confused, what happened there? Did Oliver lie or something, or was that just an oversight. Probably Oliver being dramatic and lying but still

Theresa: “I raised the queen”

Hammer: “I befriended the queen”

Garth: “I fought with the queen”

Reaver:

This is for all those Sparrow/Reaver girlies

Stanley

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

Don't make me simp on old man please

Here here

Her Sweet Kiss wasn't written by Jaskier, its written by Reaver and its about Sparrow.

I’m going to miss being happy after that

anyone else feel like if they made a Telltale Batman season 3, that John Doe would probably get killed off? Like I don’t want it to happen at all, I love him, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that they might wanna be assholes and kill him off

Don’t go baby boy 🫡

Ben: Taking a nap in the sun? Typical royalty

Hero of brightwall who almost died trying to get here: