Oh This Is Actually A Common Question. It’s Because Rimmer Actually Has This Really Great Ability Called

Season 3 out of context is done!!

Hero of Brightwall: here’s another one. What does ‘take out’ mean?

Eliot/Elise: Food

Ben Finn: Dating

Page: Murder

Reaver: All three if you’re not a coward

I think as a fandom, we can all agree that Rimmer is in no way straight. If you headcanon him as Bi, gay or anything else, I think it’s kinda common knowledge that he isn’t straight. I personally kinda headcanon him as a weird in between bit for gay and Bi, he gives off both (Also, can we please just appreciate my boy Kryten in this image)

NO I CLICKED THE WRONG ONE

Theresa: “I raised the queen”

Hammer: “I befriended the queen”

Garth: “I fought with the queen”

Reaver:

This is for all those Sparrow/Reaver girlies

Looking at Telltale penguins wiki and

EY YO WHAT THE FU-

Stephen Fry wasn’t only the perfect choice for Reaver because of his silky smooth voice❤️🖤

Try and tell me Reaver wouldn’t say this

questionable rep I'll be solid but I. am not picky.

@felassanis would absolutely love to reply through comments, but for some reason it’s not letting me 😭😭😭

Basically, the Ben Finn being the hero of Skill thing is just a theory, it’s not actually confirmed (at least I hope) and Fable 3 is really weird with the whole ‘princess/prince’ is the only hero left cuz Reaver is right there

Lister: exists

Rimmer: