I Think As A Fandom, We Can All Agree That Rimmer Is In No Way Straight. If You Headcanon Him As Bi,

When you’re the only one in your fandom who ships a rare pair and there are no fics of them:

vigilante ending, take II

I'm reading through the Red Dwarf TV Tropes page, and...

I never made this connection :(

*sniff* I’m not alone 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Ya know, for the gays!

Inspiration:

local man incapable of shutting up dot mp4

Happy Valentine’s day to a couple who’s not really a couple; ok, maybe, a little bit. Steve Martin & Martin Short.

On the Dock

Fable 2 one shot

This is technically the prologue for a bigger fanfic that I’m in the process of writing but knowing me that’ll take forever so I’m posting it here as a one shot. This is basically a look at Sparrows mental state directly after the spire, that moment always felt weird playing it so here’s what it was like for Sparrow to live it.

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She didn’t move. The wooden dock creaked under her feet, the gentle waves wrapping around the beams securing its place. The wind pushed past her gently, so gently that her hair, her clothes, nothing moved. She didn’t move. The sounds of trees and the hustle and bustle of oakfield met her ears and she heard them but she hadn’t heard them, in that moment she was without senses, she took in no sound, she noticed nothing about her surroundings , she didn’t feel the wind sting her just as she didn’t feel the gun still in her hand. Warm. She didn’t move. She was separated from that moment, she was nowhere at all, her body stood on that dock but her mind was transfixed on the spire, away from it but staring. Staring.

There was a sense of injustice. Injustice at the fact it was over so quickly. Her whole life she had spent preparing for one moment, 20 years full of sacrifice after sacrifice all leading her to that moment. 20 years of purpose against a lifetime of nothing. It was over. Her vengeance gave her a reason, a reason to keep fighting not just for herself but for the world, for Albion, for Rose, and now she had nothing but a feeling of emptiness and a statue with her name. How could she live a normal life without that goal? How could she live knowing she filled no purpose? For the first time in a very long time she felt utterly alone.

Her faithful friend was taken from after her. Her companions had vanished one by one in front of her, leaving her behind, living their lives. One by one, her only comfort through it all, some more than others, some for more selfish reasons, had gone. Her quest was done, her half cocked mission was completed and all that was left was this intolerable nothing.

Why?

She blinked at the spire, her mind returning to that moment, the dock creaking beneath her feet, the gentle waves beneath it, the wind pushing past her short hair, and the sounds. She noticed it all. She clenched the gun in her hand and moved her gaze from the spire.

She didn’t move.

Sparrow and Reaver in the escape tunnel:

Reaver: *standing still*

Sparrow: *actually moving

Reaver: “keep moving, would you?

Sparrow:

Making my rounds to see the singular man that attracts me here

I will literally exhaust every dialogue out of this man I swear to GOD!!!

(I actually have been doing so, pressing A when I can stand in front of him... waiting in intervals of awkward silence for the next idle line to be delivered... Being scared to get too close and disengage a convo happening between characters without my presence in front of them... I am not okay I'm telling you BAHAHAHA)