When You’re The Only One In Your Fandom Who Ships A Rare Pair And There Are No Fics Of Them:

I’m almost died laughing at this 😂

someone please take away my ability to create things

Ben is 100% the love interest of the hero of Brightwall and no one can change my mind

Ben: As your love interest-

Hero of Brightwall: I thought that person from the beginning was my love interest.

Ben: (deep breath)

Ben: AS YOUR LOVE INTEREST-

Some Reaver Analysis + Some Headcanons + Including Spreaver

Reaver's home is always in dissaray. Showcasing the utter state of his mind and the level of depression he is enduring.

His hedonistic lifestyle is a symptom of his Immortality. His inability to feel alive anymore and as such, his endless search for something that will make him feel again.

Everything is also a desperate attempt at a distraction. He is plagued by nightmares of what happened in Oakvale, as such, the women and men, the parties, the fighting, the drinking. It's all a way to distract himself. And since he can't die, he can abuse it to extentions far above what mortals can do. It's terrifying.

Having lived for so long. His utter disregard for human life is relfection that he doesn't really see anyone as real people. He's watched people come and go. The only real people, the only people he's ever had any tangible bonds and attachments to are ash under Oakvale. The world isn't real to him, not like it used to be. (Think Solas from DAI)

I always wondered if him becoming Immortal had less to do with a fear of death, and more of a self-righteous notion that he had to be some eternal guardian. Having Hero blood, the Reaver from before helped people. He had a loving community. A wife he loved (or just a lover or even a daughter or a sister) He was by all accounts, a hero. And with being put on a pedastel, he decided he needed to be around in Albion for all eternity. The price of his Hubris was everyone he ever loved.

SPREAVER

However, under the notion that he finds love again with Sparrow;

He kicks the Travelers from Bower Lake because they're a reminder of Sparrow (who is dead by the time of Fable 3) Sparrow was raised by the travelers. In every way except blood, they are Sparrow's people. Reaver doesn't want to look from his mansion and see that reminder of them. So he boots them out. Likely to also get back at Sparrow for dying and leaving him.

Also his entire thing about essentially ruining Albion also makes me wonder if he's trying to get back at Sparrow for dying. Making the place they wanted to protect a miserable hell hole.

Simultaneously, while masking it as pure and utter greed (and it likely is also this) he's trying to help Logan live up to the impossible standards set on him after Sparrow. Who was a beloved, benevolent ruler.

He stays at court to be nearer to his children. (or, with M!Sparrow. nearer to his lover's children) the only piece he has left of Sparrow.

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did 😭😭😭😭

I was going to actually put more effort in this but then I fell asleep and gave up

sOoOoooo take it raw

Ah, it's fantastic that I casually watch documentaries and shows that include Stephen Fry whether or not I know it until I hear/see him. Everytime I hear HIM.

Audio is from Last Chance to See (Blue Whale) with Stephen Fry

In all seriousness I don’t blame Aziraphale, I understand why he did what he did, his character is so well written, in order to fully choose Crowley he needs to finally reject heaven which is something I don’t think he’s fully done yet (hoping for a 3rd season so this can be solved). It just hurts so bad. MY HEART IS BROKEN NEIL HOW COULD YOU?!??

Aziraphale is still one of my favourite characters nothings changing that, but god that was painful to watch, Crowley you’re heart was not the only one broken I promise I’m dying

Ok can we talk about the fact that if you do an evil run playing fable 3, the only people who come to Walter’s funeral are Logan, Jasper and Ben.

I don’t know why but I find it so sweet that Ben will stick by The Hero of Brightwall even if their evil. I love that man

Guys when Lister had 'the dream' tm was he sleeping in Rimmers bunk?? Because he wakes up and throws himself at the floor which is suspiciously close by

Although thinking about it did they have the bunks on Starbug or am I just imagining them to feed my delusions. Also I know it's probably for Craig's convenience of not half dying from rolling out sideways off of a top bunk (if the bunks even are there) but I do like to think he was in Rimmers bunk now

Like- sleeping in the bed of the man you have been missing desperately and then having a dream about kissing them and confessing to him is pretty woah yk

Looking at Telltale penguins wiki and

EY YO WHAT THE FU-